me: i’m gonna study when i get home me: i’ll just study before i go to bed me: i’ll just study in the morning me: i’ll just study on the way to school me: i’ll just study in this class me: i’ll just study in the hall me: i’ll just study before the test me: i’ll just study during the test
zackisontumblr: life goal: have a nice butt
metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth
When someone highly attractive calls me cute.
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
When I text my friend and all I get back is "K"
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time and then another person fell and another and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
When I overreact just a tiny bit
thatfunnyblog: remember when we promised we’d lose weight before the next school year starts
vagina-itch: i like it when my drinks are colder than my heart
eleventhdoctor: i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
When my friends and I decide to go out instead of...
twerking-in-my-volvo: long-weave-dont-believe: hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi. And if that wifi doesn’t work Momma will destroy the fucking earth
inbox: do you ever get home from school and look in the mirror and cringe because you’ve looked like that all day
b-nksy: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
hotbiochemist: this still hasnt stopped being funny
kimdash: I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick